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Fan Service

November21

So kahapon, nanuod kami ng Beowulf. Pero hindi tungkol dyan ang kwento ko ngayon. Habang nanunuod kami, yung iba kong mga kaklase, naghanap ng batang ma-uuto mahihingan ng “sample” para sa fecalysis kanina (sidenote: Oo, kadire sya. Purihin ang nagimbento ng gloves at masks.). Para sa bente pesos, may pumayag nga. At jackpot pa, may Enterobius sp., Ascaris sp., at Trichuris sp. (mga bulate) lang naman sya! Bibigyan nga ng prof namin ng bonus yung mga kaklase ko paghinanap nila yung bata at binigyan ng Albendazole. Pero syempre dapat magpa-photo op din sila for proof.

Tatlo silang lalaki na nag-adventure kahapon. Nung papauwi na sila, may nakita silang grupo ng college students. Yung isang girl dun, na sa kung ano mang dahilan, naisipang talunin yung lubid na nakaharang sa kalsada. Okay lang sana. Kaso sobrang lakas ng ulan. At sumabit yung paa nya sa lubid.

At san sya bumagsak? Sa kanyang “hinaharap”.

Pano ko nalaman? Nung sumakay na sila ng dyip, umupo sya sa harap ng kaibigan ko. At hindi lang nya deniclare na masakit, talagang minasahe nya yung breasts nya ng paulit-ulit sa loob ng dyip!

Grabe, sobrang benta kanina nung dinedemo ng mga boys yun! May sequel pa! Kasi yung friend kong katapat nung girl, nakasabit yung susi sa pants and alam nyo naman kung pano umupo yung boys, kailangan nakabukaka. E, yung susi nya sa dahilang ayoko nang alamin, sabi nung isa ko pang friend, naka-”point” daw sa girl. TMI!!!! haha

Pero sa totoo lang di ba, napaka-male fantasy moment nun! Kung gagawa tayo ng checklist:

1. Well-endowed girl
2. Wet t-shirt
3. Repeated massaging of breasts

Sabi nga namin e pwede nang pangblackmail sa kanila yun kasi di nila kwinento sa mga girlfriends nila! Lagot! haha

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20 Comments to

“Fan Service”

  1. On November 21st, 2007 at 10:33 pm zerovoltage Says:

    Kadiri nga yung project na yun ;P … in our annual physicals it’s “that” part of the test I hate the most, kahit pa sarili kong product yun.

    Ouch! Kawawa naman yung girl na yun. Sobrang sakit siguro nakalimot sya not to do that kind of stuff in front of people.

    As a guy, I had a similar experience being witness to a girl massaging her front. She was a sales lady at a ladies shoe store, I was with my mom and sisters and was the only guy there.

    My jaws dropped when she did that! :O She must not have noticed me, she did it for 3 minutes or so … I don’t know her reasons for doing it, but I’ll never forget it *blush*

  2. On November 22nd, 2007 at 12:13 am Ann Says:

    zero> so hindi pala siya ganon ka-rare, as much as I’d like to believe otherwise lol

  3. On November 22nd, 2007 at 12:41 am Dan Hellbound Says:

    If a male mortal recorded that, he will hit the replay button for a thousand times and get nuts over it. I guess it can be applied to me, as well, but that depends if the girl is smokin’ hot. JOKE!

  4. On November 22nd, 2007 at 12:49 am Ann Says:

    Actually tinanong namin yung guys kung ano itsura nung girl…hindi na daw nila naalala. Hindi na daw umabot yung tingin nila sa face haha Kaloka lol

  5. On November 22nd, 2007 at 1:11 am Dan Hellbound Says:

    I guess the guys enjoyed on breast massaging that much. LOL!

  6. On November 22nd, 2007 at 5:03 am Kris Says:

    May free “demo” ng breast massage. LOL.

  7. On November 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 am Euri Says:

    Hm… That was an interesting scene. I wish I was there to see it too. Haha!

  8. On November 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm ami Says:

    this is one of your funniest, LOL.

    saludo ko sa inyo just for being able to take those samples. i can’t even imagine myself changing diapers….

    to be honest ha, i sometimes grab my breasts unconsciously. in public. i do that when they throb or itch. it happens. pero i only realize it pagkatapos na, lol.

  9. On November 22nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm zerovoltage Says:

    kung unconsciously massaging for a short period, not so rare.

    yung experience ko kasi … the fact that the sales lady took 3 minutes or so, and doing it in a circling motion using both hands. i’d say that was pretty darn rare ;P hopefully di nya mannerism yun :P

    your experience might have been also since she was in pain.

  10. On November 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 am masaya Says:

    yay! that experience sure made your boy classmates’ day! hahaha

  11. On November 23rd, 2007 at 1:41 pm FruityOaty Says:

    Yes, a very blog-worthy moment. But it wasn’t a Salma Hayek Kodak moment.

    Several weeks ago, I almost got into a car accident. A man was weaving his car in front of me, beside me etc. on a fast road. When his car got closer to me, I thought I saw a woman’s head pop up from down below. I really don’t want to speculate ehrr “further” (down) what she was doing.

    True story. Really. Why didn’t I blog about that? Damn. OK, I’ll just use your comment form. :p

  12. On November 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm Ann Says:

    Kris> lol, and my friends really paid attention

    Euri> haha honga ;)

    Ami> Ahahahaha… maybe there’s a blog entry on you somewhere…

    Zero> sana naman hindi nya habit yun for her sake!

    Masaya> I’m sure it did. ;p

    Fruity> ah, but those Salma Hayek moments are probably A LOT rarer.

    I read about that in Dan’s blog. That driver is another one of those guys who use their other heads to think. tsk tsk. Lucky he didn’t crash into you.

  13. On November 23rd, 2007 at 4:54 pm jaiskizzy Says:

    poor girl.

  14. On November 23rd, 2007 at 6:16 pm sweet Says:

    nyahahah! napadaan lang at natuwa ako sa post mo… (–,)

  15. On November 24th, 2007 at 2:07 am Exene Says:

    Indecent exposure at it’s finest.

  16. On November 24th, 2007 at 7:36 pm Ann Says:

    jai> yeah, I’m sure masakit but it made for something funny

    sweet> wehe :)

    exene> wala pa namang exposure..thankfully

  17. On November 24th, 2007 at 9:00 pm Laarni Says:

    LOL. I’m starting to be a fan of your blog. lol. Hey, i grab my breasts too —- in front of my love? hahaha. Don’t mind.

  18. On November 25th, 2007 at 7:28 am Ade Says:

    How come those things never happened to my college days? :(

    At astig ang blog mo.

  19. On November 25th, 2007 at 8:03 am Ann Says:

    laarni> I think we all do that..in private ^^

    ade> salamat :) hmm.. we’re not all as lucky e, no? lol

  20. On November 25th, 2007 at 8:08 am Ade Says:

    Yeeaaaah. I just realized that I had a boring college life. :(

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